Dear Oreo,
You're such a simple cookie, yet you magically suck up my milk after 2 seconds of dunking. You come in so many different variety now, original chocolate and creme, golden and creme, berry burst, peanut butter (barf), holidays, fudge cover (dude who came up with this should get a raise), chocolate chocolate and everyone's favorite....triple double stuff. Oh wait, there's no such thing, I'll forgive you this once because you're yummy on ice cream and tooth paste. You also need to stop screwing me Oreo, your creme leaves a funky residue on the roof of my mouth after I've inhaled you and you stain my teeth before a date. And yet when I eat you I think of the fat little girl who loved to rolled down the hills in her backyard every summer. Happy 100th Birthday Oreo!!! Thanks for keeping my inner fat girl happy!!
Love,
Daisy
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